What a bizarre day yesterday was. Hannah and I appeared on BBC1 on the “Beat the Burglar” show. We looked like idiots, as expected but it was funny all the same.
How, and perhaps why on earth were we on it? Well, when we moved into our gaff in Wimbledon I had a feeling it needed securing and so signed up for this show to avoid having to pay for the necessaries or do any of the work myself.
The deal is they trash your house then give you a £1,000 security makeover – new locks, lighting, motion sensors etc and lots of advice about how to keep out the crooks. My instincts proved correct as we actually did get burgled for real two weeks after the first test filming. The funny thing was we had just got back from a camping trip and when we walked into the house and saw it completely trashed, we assumed it was part of the show – that they had been in when we were out. We laughed our heads off then composed ourselves for what we thought were the hidden cameras. After an hour of waiting for presenters and camera crews to jump out from behind the sofa, I called the producers of the show and realised that actually we really had been burgled. The coppers who came round found it all very amusing.
The filming was very funny and the crew from Lion TV were a lovely bunch. However, it was the day after my rugby end of season do. If you saw the program, you will have noticed that I am looking more than a little hungover. Some classic comments from the presenter such as “Not being funny, but that stereo isn’t worth enough to nick is it?”. Anyway, got to go, that will be my agent on the phone……








